In a momentary lapse of economic common sense or a possible midlife breakdown, "here pack of wild dogs look after my steak sandwich for me (bank account), and please don't eat it!!!". Have just purchased an old VW van for £750 off a friend, which I now hope to convert into a plumbing van/peace and love camper you know sink, cooker, condom machine e.t.c. The only problem is my rent is due and a tax bill of 500 Gordon Browns, bubbling away rather nicely. I'll have to work Sundays!
The van is a gold (mini carravelle) and is just asking for it she drives like a good'un though will need some love. Ok, 4 sets of shoes, new glow plugs (5 at 30 a pop), both mirrors (130 each), like every real woman the bod has a few stretch marks to iron out. So I'll prob nick the lot off a scrapper. my dad told me his old man (grandad) used to break into a local scrappy under the cover of night and raid the joint with his tools in a hand made leather bum bag, must be in the blood.... yes I'm a regular bum bag sporter!!
So when i get more cash together its alloys, spray job two tone black/orange, Ateam spoiler/ splitter, 20ft sound cannon, fake tan, Mohawk and 100 gold chains.